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Holiday Monday Funny:

Autopsy IV — Mon, 28 May 2007 14:17:04 +0000

I got the day off so the wife and I are dragging the dog out to the beach for a day of fishing, grilling and beer drinking. You need to get off the internets and get out there for the beginning of summer.

For today here is a pretty funny video someone sent me the other day. Lyrically, it’s not really work safe.

So, you wanna be a goth:

Autopsy IV — Sat, 12 May 2007 16:00:35 +0000

It’s a saturday and normally ninebullets is silent on the weekends but Florida is on fire and the smoke is keeping all of us inside so why not have a little fun?

They forgot the last part…Once you achieve maximum gothness you must deny that you even are gothic at all. Nobody has mastered this final step as well as Sisters of Mercy front man, Andrew Eldritch.

Speaking of the Sisters, here they are doing Gimme Shelter by the Rolling Stones much better than the Stones ever could:

Sisters of Mercy – Gimme Shelter
The Rolling Stones – Gimme Shelter

All this talk of goth reminds me of something I heard on sports talk radio the other day. A Nascar dude was being interviewed about Junior leaving DEI and as he is ending the interview he tells this joke:

Q. Why do they call it goth?
A. Because all the other four letter words were taken.

It wasn’t super funny but it was just so random I couldn’t help but to chuckle. Goth is so low on the totem pole even the Nascar fans get to ridicule them. Here is a pretty funny song done by Cledus T. Judd about Nascar. It is done to the music of Toby Keith’s song, I Love This Bar. Which, while I really do not like Toby Keith, is a really good song….even if it is overplayed in every dive bar juke box in America.

Cledus T. Judd – I Love Nascar
Toby Keith – I Love This Bar

That new Timberlake single debuted on SNL:

Autopsy IV — Mon, 18 Dec 2006 16:33:42 +0000

Dick in a Box!

better than the new Gwen and Fergie singles!

edit: okay, this one kills too…this will be ninebullets.net marks out on SLN skits today:

Bringing Paxil back

Autopsy IV — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 18:33:27 +0000

This was too funny not to post:

put a little Seratonin in it.

2 for wtf?

Autopsy IV — Thu, 05 Oct 2006 20:38:02 +0000

- Innovative packaging gets Beck’s new cd kicked out of the UK charts.

- Yahoo posts the first show from Mr. T’s new series, I Pity the Fool, this afternoon.

Pitchfork reviews the new Jet cd.

Autopsy IV — Mon, 02 Oct 2006 14:06:52 +0000

really, my words can not do this justice. Just go see for yourself. I am not sure but this might be NSFW.

fan made video for Lucero – Just That Kind of Girl

Autopsy IV — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 19:46:03 +0000

here

Emo jumps the shark?

Autopsy IV — Mon, 25 Sep 2006 19:59:12 +0000

I know what you are thinking….emo jumped the shark a long long time ago boy…or, what’s EMO….well, to both I say exactly BUT just in case there was a little life boy band Good Charlotte went out and found the biggest baddest muthafuckin’ shark in the ocean and went 100% Fonzie on that bitch with this track. Bet it goes straight to number 1 on the urban charts.

Good Charlotte – Keep Your Hands Off My Girl