Last week I asked folks on twitter and Facebook for their opinion of what was the worst song playing on pop country radio. I got a great many nominations and slogged through every one. All of them were deep in the red zone of horrible but for me, one song in particular stuck out as the worst. If you like this song, I’m sorry. I’m not sorry I’m dissing a song you like, I am sorry that you have developed a taste defect so extreme that this song doesn’t make you baby vomit.

Luke Bryan – Country Girl (Shake It For Me)

Honorable mentions: Toby Keith – Made In America & Jason Aldean – Dirt Road Anthem


  1. That was my suggestion – I win! I mean, lose… because I’ve heard the song. Ugh. What makes it worse is that Luke has a decent voice and most of his songs up until now have had at least a somewhat neo-traditional leaning. This song, however, is an undisputable turd.

  2. Reliable sources tell me that song is on one-repeat in Gitmo. Damn that’s bad. I mean, Damn That’s Bad.

  3. WOW, now I remember why I don’t listen to the radio no more but I do have to say I found that Jason Aldean song way worst to my ears. That hip hop thing he does in the middle OWCH!!!

  4. Can this song be worse than ‘Honky-tonk-badonka-donk’ was? I guess I will listen and decide for myself.

    1. I did not think it was possible but it just might be. Both songs share the same DNA but this Luke guy sinks to an even more impressive level of suck.

  5. That Jason Aldean song is AWFUL, but, man, “swervin’ like I’m George Jones” is pretty awesome line.

  6. I do neither the twitter or the fcebook thing so missed out on giving my 2 cents. What about Hillbilly bone by Trace Adkins and Countrywide by Brantley Gilbert (although i secretly rock out to this it’s so cheesy good)

  7. I lasted 30sec at which point the words “get up on the hood of my daddy’s tractor, up on the tool box it don’t matter” was just too much and had me scrambling for the stop button… cringing… nuff said

  8. ok i kind of like that damn toby keith song. Sorry but at least he’s sayin something that makes sense.

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