What not to buy: Big & Rich’s Super Galactic Fan Pak, Vol. 2
Why? Nothing says pile of fucking shit quite like, “mixing traditional country sounds with hip hop, rock, and the occasional Native American yell.”
Okay, that’s pretty bad but seriously; why? *sigh* Because the fact that you come around here shows you have some decorum of taste?
I mean, I suppose Big & Rich could be your guilty pleasure…we all have those acts we like but don’t know why and try to keep it on the d/l bur seriously…it’s 2008, if it’s a guilty pleasure download it and refrain from rewarding hacks for pumping out lowest common denominator shit.
And if you wanna little band in your ying yang
If you wanna little zing in your zang zang
If you wanna little ting in your tang tang
Come along, come along, come along, come along
Yeah, “country” radio plays that with a straight face.
I think I like these “What Not To Buy” pieces. I might make it a reoccurring piece here on ninebullets. What do y’all think?