I saw this on the internet today and thought it was hilarious:

So, how do you like your BBQ? I’m all about low and slow with a rub and adding some sauce (none of that vinegar based shit either) right at the end. Last year I built myself a clay pot smoker and I can now make some mean pulled pork and ribs.

Scott H. Biram – BBQ Commercial
(incidentally, this Biram song was my ringtone for the longest time)