May 292009
Okay. I admit. I’ve never heard a studio version of a single Taylor Swift song. Unfortunately, I can’t say the same about having seen her on TV and I’m always struck by the same notion when I do see her.
There’s no emotion.
None.
She’s plastic.
She’s stiffer than my cock in a Heidi Klum / Megan Fox sandwich.
Seriously, watch this shit:
It’s like she’s singing off a cue card. Do you hear the same thing I do?
Autopsy IV
Part time blogger. Full time hater.
Was her guitar even plugged in? I guess she can’t dance so they make her hold a guitar
This is typical pop music. Get a no talent cute girl, stick her in the studio with some big shot producer,crank out some crappy songs and the public will buy it by the millions because the marketing dollars spent by the label will convince them she is a star.
Sadly there are so many artists with way more talent that will remian unknown because they don’t have mass appeal or a big marketing push.
Autopsy, don’t ever make me watch that shit again.
Thank you
I have to make a comment on the “no talent” thing… while bad things have been said about her singing and performing, the girl co-wrote both her albums. The lyrical content, while teenage, is better than most pop and country pop out right now.
Just saying, she’s not a manufactured product like a lot of people think.
Her guitar is shiny.
You and I aren’t little chicks in straw hats but I bet you beer you were some shit town ditch weed moron like me who loved Sweet and all that other 70′s crap. We grew up and out of it and were no worse for the wear. Hell, I know the moment of my awakening. Shit music exists. So what. You blog smokes and thank GOD my kids have a way to find the real thing out there and not have to choke and puke on Pap 40 radio anymore. Maybe she’ll smoke some pot, get her heart smashed and make PJ and Courtney look like sorority cunts. Talent will out and crap will flush away.
I had sex with a girl like that in college… and by girl I mean mannequin.
Just sayin.
I forced myself to listen to Fearless so I wouldn’t be talking out of my ass when I said that she made Alanis Morissette sound like Plato. I am not…
aw, she’s not so awful. just a loveable mediocre. kind of like chain restaurant food…not good, but not offensive. and i would watch this on loop before i would ever willingly listen to a Hinder album.
Just because the credits have her name on it don’t mean shit.
Good discussion on this topic (Taylor and music credits) over at the bottle rockets message board if anyone is interested.
http://www.undertowmusic.com/messageboards/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=6336&sid=116f8e23376a7b97d29e677483f43258&start=0
ummm — you lost me after the Heidi Klum/Megan Fox sandwich…i, umm, lost my focus…
Sammich!
Heidi Klum/Megan Fox sandwich……….I kind of feel all warm inside now…..Taylor what?