GUEST POST: NEWS: MICHELLE BACHMANN vs. TOM PETTY

Autopsy IV note: A couple of nights back I posted a help wanted post on the site in an effort to find some additional (and consistent) contributors. For the time being I am gonna post their posts as guest posts for a little while as we nail down the site since the great spam hack of 2011 and as they prove who will be consistent and who’s gonna decide this bloggery isn’t for them.

This post comes from 9B contributor pledge Mike Ostrov. Lemme know what you guys think.

Politicians didn’t read the Patriot Act and it seems they hardly read song lyrics either. Tom Petty has asked Minnesota Congressperson and (as of yesterday, official) Republican presidential candidate Michelle Bachmann to stop using “American Girl” as her campaign theme song (AIV Note: A request she seems to be ignoring). It’s easy to misunderstand “American Girl” because of it’s incredible guitars and catchy bass, and because it says the word “American” a whole lot, but it’s still a dark, ambiguous, song about a girl who contemplates jumping off her balcony into traffic. It’s a song about the debt of fulfillment and surplus regret that characterizes American youth. Living in Gainesville, I’ve seen herds of frat boys serenade their girlfriends with this song, but Bachmann’s usage is even more backward. However, it’s not as backwards as a scene in the movie Chasing Liberty where Mandy Moore, as the daughter of the President, gets dressed by way of dancing to this song. Or maybe that is how it should be used. I can’t tell anymore. At any rate, it’s an easy fix for Bachmann–just switch your song to Carrie Underwood’s “All-American Girl.” No potentially dangerous insight there.

But the moral is this: guitars, unlike politicians, are good at masking sinister creations. That’s why smart people become songwriters and not politicians. Hasn’t anybody learned from Ronald Reagan’s infamously thickheaded use of Springsteen’s “Born in the USA,” one of the most stark criticisms of American war mentality and cultural detachment ever committed to popular song?

Tom Petty rectified this situation in under a day, so he still rocks. Below is the demo of “Born in the USA” which takes a bit more of a straightforward angle.

Bruce Springsteen – Born In The U.S.A.
Tom Petty – American Girl

5 thoughts on “GUEST POST: NEWS: MICHELLE BACHMANN vs. TOM PETTY”

  1. Best youtube comment on the Carrie Underwood video:

    “You say Lady Gaga, I say Lady Antebellum.
    You say Jason Derulo, I say Jason Aldean.
    You say T-Pain, I say T-Swift
    You say Ke$ha, I say Kenny.
    You say Pitbull, I say Paisley.
    You say Justin Bieber, I say Justin Moore and go grow a pair.
    92% of teenagers have turned to Hip Hop and Pop.If you are part of the 8% that still listen to real music,copy and paste this message to another 3 videos. Stop being a idiot and start listening to real music!!! COUNTRY”

    yyup.

  2. Nothing new for politicians to use any song with the word “American” in the chorus. I know this is a music blog, but the Republicrats are two sides of the same coin. Just depends what kind of fascism you prefer. I personally believe in live and let live and local government because small is beautiful. Ron Paul 2012! The only man with principles that has said the same thing for 30 years. Not to mention the great Arlo Guthrie has come out in support of Ron Paul…..and that should be pretty eye opening in itself.

  3. Nooo, grammar fuck-up … should be “because of its incredible guitars” not “it’s.”

    Also, yeah, there’s no doubt that both parties are corporate parties. I’ll add Nader’s name to Paul’s on the wish list. Lesser-evil voting destroys the “American dream” because it makes any upward mobility of issue-based social, political, or economic movements impossible. It keeps corporate interests front-and-center.

  4. Nader is a principled man. I often see many people support both Nader and Paul despite the two having significant differences, yet they are both united in their effort to dismantle the empire and return our country back to the Republic it once was….same to Dennis Kucinich. I disagree with him over many things, yet I would vote for him over a Mitt Romney or Michelle Bachmann or Barack Obama. The fundamental issue here is getting rid of the empire and warfare state, and returning to a sensible foreign policy.

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