Fay failed to live up to the weatherman’s hype. In fact. No rain. No wind. Not even a complete day off work. Some bullshit I tell you. I’d be a liar if I said I wasn’t feeling a little disappointment. Now, I wasn’t looking for roof removals or free trailer relocations but a couple inches of rain and a downed power line or two would have made me feel a little better about the canned food I bought.

I mean, wtf am I gonna do with 10 cans of Beenie Weenies? The rest of my hurricane supplies will just have to serve as getting through the week supplies.

This song goes out to Fay.

This song, I’m just posting cause it’s awesome: Ballad of Spider John