A ninebullets.net reader sent me this story this morning:

Police: Singer exposed himself at Christian club
Associated Press
Posted Jul 02, 2008 @ 06:00 AM
NASHVILLE, Tenn. —

Police say the lead singer of a Nashville-based rock group exposed himself to concertgoers during a show at a Christian-based club for young people.

Police have issued an arrest warrant for Joshua Wilkes of the Legendary Shack Shakers.

The arrest warrant says Wilkes was performing Friday night when he exposed his genitals to a few hundred teens and adults in the audience.

Ben Cissell, a representatives for the club, says it was the group’s first — and last — performance at Rocketown.

The group was opening for the ’90s punk rock band Rancid.

Rocketown says it screens the bands that play there to make sure they are appropriate.

A representative of the Legendary Shack Shakers was not immediately available for comment.

As I responded to the emailer, I’ve seen LSS 10 to 15 times and I’ve never seen JD pull his junk out.
Throw pubes…yup. Put his hands down his pants and stick a finger out his fly…check…but who knows. Also, Rancid? Christian club? So many things in this story don’t make any sense but it is apparently true. Here is a more detailed story complete with video (not of JD’s junk…) I guess it just ain’t rock and roll until somebodies penis is out.

The Legendary Shack Shakers - County of Graves
The Legendary Shack Shakers - Hellwater

In other news the same reader emailed me a story that made wonder if I had died and returned to the 60’s or something:

Boots Riley, guest rapper for Galactic, was arrested for saying ‘Fuck’ at a Virginia music festival.

WTF? Are you fucking serious? Did they at least, I dunno…DO A GOOGLE SEARCH prior to booking the bands? And don’t gimmie no “there were kids there” bullshit. If hearing the word Fuck is the worst thing that ever happens to them they’ll live a pretty fucking charmed life.

Galactic (feat. Boots Riley) - Hustle Up

DAMN THE MAN! FREE BOOTS!