One of my best friends and I shop for liquor together and oft times consume whole bottles of whiskey during special occasions. We discovered Clontarf in one of those “What’s that? I think we have to drink it and find out moments” while perusing the whiskey aisle at Spec’s Liquor. Those usually pay off and this one did as well. In fact it paid off so much that this is my choice for house-whiskey-that’s-not-bourbon replacing the long tradition of having a bottle of Oban around for special occasions. We cracked our first bottle of this almost two years ago and everyone who took a sip was duly impressed. That in and of itself was a bit of a feat since at least two of the guys who shared this with us don’t drink whiskey and generally claim to not like it at all. This straw gold bottle of the ol’ mountain dew proved itself to be a multi-tasking son-of-a-bitch being good straight, with rocks, with a splash of water, and even with a little chilled ginger ale. I stopped at ginger ale as I couldn’t see mixing this wonderful gift from God with anything more than we had tried. I am sure if you want to spoil a great whiskey you could mix it with Coke or whatever else your twisted little mind came up with but take my word for it: This is a drinkin’ whiskey and not a mixin’ whiskey. If you want to mix then go buy some George Dickel or Jim Beam and mix away.

When you first uncork this bad boy and pour a dram or two you will notice the scent of slightly spicy oak with underlying hints of, believe it or not, citrus. As it rolls over your tongue the sweetness lingers and it stays rich revealing come caramel flavoring right before a nice soft but spicy finish that stays around long enough for a good deep breath to make you feel you like you just swallowed a piece of the Irish sun rising over the Cliffs of Mohar. Part of these flavors and the overall smoothness may be due to the fact that it’s charcoal filtered which is uncommon for Irish whiskeys. Tennessee Whiskey is charcoal filtered which also may explain my love affair with this one. Remember that Irish whiskey tends to be the purest on earth as it’s distilled three times compared to bourbon’s once (normally) and scotch’s twice. So you can drink more and have less risk of a hangover. As far as the currently imported Irish whiskey’s go Clontarf takes the top slot as far as I am concerned.

While mellow the spicy undertones of this entry in Booze Talk and the potential for use a party whiskey for those of us so inclined I am not going to celebrate the smoothness of this with the music but rather it’s roots, richness, and all the wonderful flavors that happen when you take a good sip of Clontarf. So go buy yourself a bottle, queue up the mix tape, and get ready to call some friends over to share this one with because more than a drinkin’ whiskey it’s a sharin’ whiskey. I know I can’t manage to keep a bottle around for long…

If you have a favorite whiskey let me know because I want to try it. Heck let us know any liquor (AIV note: I drink whiskey, vodka and Gin) in the comments and maybe some poor soul will try it out and write up for us.

Hey everyone, Autopsy IV here. Whitey Morgan & The 78′s were one of the bands on my “do not miss” list heading into SxSW last week. As a result I managed to catch them twice and they lived up to every hope and expectation I had. While we were watching them at Bloodshot’s Yard Dog party RomeoSidVicious asked why he hadn’t heard of them so I thought it might be appropriate to repost this post I made back in October of 2008. Whitey and the boys just signed to Bloodshot Records and I don’t know if Bloodshot’s gonna re-release this album or not but I know you can still get it directly from the band. Any how, enjoy.

Well, let’s just keep the “this is your daddy’s country music” theme going and talk about Whitey Morgan and the 78′s. I bought Honky Tonks and Cheap Motels based solely on the album cover and title and the minute I heard the first track, “Hold Her When She Cries”, I knew I’d made a great decision. Take a listen down below and try to tell me you couldn’t hear Merle Haggard singing that to you through the crackle of a record player.

Whitey Morgan and gang come from Flint, Michigan, a region of the country that has felt the effect of the global economy and overseas job loss as great (possibly greater) as any region in the country. The Flint people know despair, poverty and struggle. Despair, poverty and struggle are the holy trinity of country music (and blues), so it stands to reason that the country music coming from Flint would more represent the outlaws of the 70′s and 80′s than the bare-chested Kenny Chesney (say hey to Peyton for me, Kenny). Give Honky Tonks and Cheap Motels a chance if you love playing “Swinging Doors” on your local watering hole’s jukebox as much as I do. You may just find that these barely-known kids coming out of Michigan have made your favorite album of the year. They’re stumbling their drunk asses onto my Essential Listening list.

Whitey Morgan and the 78′s – If It Ain’t Broke
Whitey Morgan and the 78′s – Another Round
Whitey Morgan and the 78′s -Hold Her When She Cries

Whitey Morgan and the 78′s on myspace, Buy Honkytonks and Cheap Motels


What not to buy: Shooter Jennings & Hierophant – Black Ribbons
Why?: Kid Rock’s already done it…but better.
Okay, that’s pretty bad but seriously; why?: I live tweeted my thoughts as I listened to the album the first time. Let’s read them shall we?

@autopsy4: “Wake Up” the opening track of new Shooter Jenning’s album sounds like something an angst ridden highschool kid would have wrote.
@autopsy4: 4th song from new Shooter…disjointed. boring. again, lyrically juvenile.
@autopsy4: wait….there’s a song on here titled, “Fuck You I’m Famous” & it’s exactly what you’d think. What. A. Douche.
@autopsy4: “The Breaking Point” from new Shooter sounds like a rejected Kid Rock song…
@autopsy4: re: New Shooter Jennings album…I feel a “What Not To Buy” post in my future.
@autopsy4: “God Bless Alabama” from new Shooter is definitely chasing the Kid Rock crowd.
@autopsy4: “All of This Could Have Been Yours” was almost descent if Shooter would have just shut up at the end.
@autopsy4: “Light In The Sky” from new Shooter. Honestly, not a bad track. Reminds me of Red Hot Chili Peppers in a way.
@autopsy4: “Black Ribbons” okay, I see what he was trying to do…make a huge ballad thing is, it ended up being too whiny and then came the whistle…
@autopsy4: The opening of “Summer of Rage” makes me wanna listen to “The Final Countdown”
@autopsy4: “California Via Tennessee” man, how do those Kid Rock rejects taste?
@autopsy4: did I hear Auto-Tune on “The Illuminated”….::rewinds:: YES! Yes I did.
@autopsy4: i wonder how many times the word “epic” was muttered while working on The Illuminated.
@autopsy4: and….we’re done. My suggestion is to not buy the new Shooter. It’s his worst to date and I’m sure it’ll make him a million dollars.
@autopsy4: in closing I’d like to say, Shooter…..your Daddy was famous. Not you.

So there you go. I think one of the folks who follows me on twitter summed it up best when he said, “The kid tries too hard.” To me, this album is an obvious attempt to cash in…on something. If this thing fails commercially, what trend/sound do you think Shooter will try to gravy train next? I don’t know if he ever managed to put that “o” back in country, but he is definitely bringing the “it” to sucks.

Shooter Jennings – Fuck You, I’m Famous
Shooter Jennings – California via Tennessee

Shooter Jennings’ Official Site, Some stuff to buy instead of this

When Bloodshot Records reached out to me and asked if I wanted to premier the new Scott H. Biram video I about pooped my pants. I mean, I’ve always loved Bloodshoot and their roster and hearing that they knew who I was was a big boost of confidence but more importantly, this was Scott H. Biram. An artist that I’ve been following since long before any label knew who he was. An artist that, dare I say, has been covered by no other site like he has on this particular site. So, I guess what I am trying to say is that I am very happy to present to y’all the latest video from Scott H. Biram’s album, Something’s Wrong / Lost Forever. The song is called “Judgement Day”.

Enjoy.

See video in HD here.

I am stealing this week’s Top 5 with an announcement. We are adding another little rug rat to our clan. For those of you who know me you know that’s quite a feat. I won’t go into details here in the post but suffice it to say we are at an even number, or rather, will be when this one is born in early November. This news got me to thinking about what I like about babies and one of my favorite things is that they love their daddy’s singing no matter how awful it is and that’s how this particular Top 5 was inspired. These songs are the top 5 songs I sing to my kids to get them to sleep. I have never been one for traditional lullabies and it shows in this list. Well technically this list is songs 6-2 and the video is the number one song. You see I couldn’t find my copy of the #1 slot to save my life so you’re getting a video. And if you don’t have kids, nieces, nephews, etc then post the top 5 songs you like to fall asleep to yourself. After all we can’t leave anyone out…

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